Don’t tell anyone, but occasionally, I leave the hideout. Yes, it’s true. Once in a while, I am among the masses –quietly observing and giggling about the goings on. Fashion trends are a great source of amusement on many of my outings.
Oh, STOP! I can’t breathe… I can’t believe you’re wearing that. YOU PAID HOW MUCH TO LOOK THAT GOOFY?! And you over there- I’m sure you didn’t check the mirror yet this morning… Are some of the things that run through my head and (sometimes) uncontrollably get blurted out -and I haven't even left the house yet.
I’ll find myself in someone’s office or waiting room bored out of my mind and then it happens… Fashion magazines, women’s magazines, (staring) coming at me from every direction! DON'T DO IT! I can’t help myself… They’re hilarious! And for some reason when I pick one of these up, I find myself whisked away... visiting with Dwayne & Sally in there trailer house.
It does make the time go by faster...
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