Don’t tell anyone, but occasionally, I leave the hideout. Yes, it’s true. Once in a while, I am among the masses –quietly observing and giggling about the goings on. Fashion trends are a great source of amusement on many of my outings.

Oh, STOP! I can’t breathe… I can’t believe you’re wearing that. YOU PAID HOW MUCH TO LOOK THAT GOOFY?! And you over there- I’m sure you didn’t check the mirror yet this morning… Are some of the things that run through my head and (sometimes) uncontrollably get blurted out -and I haven't even left the house yet.

I’ll find myself in someone’s office or waiting room bored out of my mind and then it happens… Fashion magazines, women’s magazines, (staring) coming at me from every direction! DON'T DO IT! I can’t help myself… They’re hilarious! And for some reason when I pick one of these up, I find myself whisked away... visiting with Dwayne & Sally in there trailer house.

It does make the time go by faster...


Thursday, February 16, 2012


Corduroy -comes from the French, "cord du roi" or "cloth of the king."

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

The Look: Orange

Hey, Sally. Where's Dwayne? He went to get  himself one of them orange suits everyone is talkin'bout.  Says it will streamline his Friday Nights. He's planin' leave his State HWY  job at 7:00 & go straight to the club.
I think it'll be real handy come huntin' season too.

Monday, February 13, 2012


Miami: Two-button cotton-and-wool suit ($2,395) by Simon Spurr; cotton shirt ($220) by Paul Smith Jeans; leather boots ($350) by Canali.
Kennebunkport: Three-button cashmere-linen-and-silk jacket ($6,052) by Kiton; cotton shirt ($375) by Oxxford Clothes; silk tie ($125) by Gant; cotton seersucker trousers ($175) by Façonnable; leather shoes ($249) by Allen Edmonds.
Los Angeles: Three-button cotton-and-linen suit ($1,598) and cashmere sweater ($498) by John Varvatos; silk-and-cotton scarf ($132) by Piombo; leather boots ($495) by Billy Reid.

Officer - "Please turn front, #3 quit trying to incriminate #2."
"Dwayne, I don't think any of them fellas are Don Johnson." 




















The Impulse Buy: The M-65 Jacket from Trussardi 1911


Dwayne, if this was an impulse buy, I think he may have jumped up from his haircut before it was over and whacked his head.  ($1,795)